Oral sex is like a

Oral sex is like a game of Myst? From Maximonline: Women suspect that most guys approach oral sex like the game Doom. You’re a mercenary grunt running through an extraterrestrial labyrinth with demons hurling fireballs as you attempt to survive monster heads about to engulf you in flames. On behalf of women everywhere, I urge you to consider oral sex more like a game of Myst. You land on an island where all around you are mysterious objects; to reveal the next clue to the island’s big secret, you have to figure out these little machines and what they do. No explosives, nothing to kill, just your skill, patience, and the willingness to play for hours—with the understanding that what worked the past three (or 300) times you played may not work on this round. More where that came…