Wanna see my box?

Been offered an Amazon.com Gold Box yet? What’s the best thing you found in there? Most of that stuff can’t even be shipped outside America, so it’s completely useless to me. I did hesitate when they offered me a Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Scoop‘.
"I didn’t know I was this geeky until I discovered the online world through my office’s 2400 baud modem back in ’93."