Foot talk

I understand what football's good for now. It's something for people to talk about at parties, at great length. Other than babies and politics. I now also understand why I have such a difficult time at parties, most of the time. (Ticks off subjects in head. Buffy? naah. Gav? They're bored already. U2? Maybe. Web stuff? God no. ... Pours self another drink. ... Oh god, I really am a nerd.)