Dutch dad
There's a show on Dutch TV called "Neuken doe je zo". Loosely translated: "This is the way to fuck". OK, while that's sunk in, it's aimed at 'young' people (but apparently the demographic they're reaching is 55 year old men). Anyway. There's this girl on it now who's getting a piercing. Through the hood of her clitoris. OK, seen that before. Not particularly shocking. But. Her run of the mill, couch potato type of dad's come along to hold her hand. He's always been interested in "people who manifest their bodies". Ooookay.
Ik moest aan Andre van Duin denken. 'Tingeling wat is dat voor een ding. Toedeloe wat is dat voor gedoe.'
Jij mag dit in het engels vertalen;-)