Iranian radio reports Bin Laden caught
From Dutch teletext :

“Iranian state radio claims Osama bin Laden has been arrested in Pakistan. Pakistani and American officials deny the news. They do say chances Bin Laden will be caught have increased.
Iranian radio bases its news on two sources. They claim Bin Laden has been in American hands “for some time” and that President Bush wants to announce the arrest shortly before the USA elections.
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