Get fucked, join Breedster

Anyone who wants in on Breedster drop me a line. I’m too embarrassed sending out these e-mail invites to friends and hesitant to subject them to involuntary mating on a regular basis.

I’ve been considering deleting my profile because the whole birth/breed thing is putting me off. Never was keen on role-playing. I don’t do online what I wouldn’t do in person. Happy to be dull, dear readers.

Anyway, I have at least three eggs to share. Lemme know.

Sorry, STD.

04. April 2004 von Caroline
Categories: Web | Tags: , , , | 11 comments

Comments (11)

  1. Lars says April 4, 2004 at 5:41 pm

    I just got this:

    “Michiel has mated you. Since Michiel is male too, no eggs were produced. Your energy dropped 40% or more.”

    I feel violated! Sorta. :)

  2. Hoxha says April 5, 2004 at 10:28 pm

    Oops, sorry! Just got started. Hope I didn’t hurt your feelings. I will donate my egg to charity.

  3. CasaMan says April 6, 2004 at 10:32 pm

    I’m looking for an egg :D
    You can send it over, e(at)casaman.nl
    Or do i have to visit u.

  4. Caroline says April 7, 2004 at 10:16 am

    Hi Casaman,

    looks like you already got one?

  6. majriM says April 12, 2004 at 9:30 am

    i am curious.. can i have one? Thanks

  7. majriM says April 12, 2004 at 9:32 am

    ow, okay… you can send it to kruimelog AT hotmail DOT com

  8. boney says April 20, 2004 at 2:04 pm

    Purlease send me one eggy thang squire.

    boneycmw at yahoo dot co dot uk

    Thanks. :o)

  9. poterat says April 25, 2004 at 2:06 am

    Hey, you don’t know me but I’ve been cruising the internet all afternoon trying to get myself into breedster. Any chance you have a spare egg? poterat-snail-mail.net

  10. Lipper says April 29, 2004 at 3:44 am

    I’d love to join Breedster. Today was the first time I’ve heard of it.

  11. Felicia says May 2, 2004 at 1:27 pm

    I’d like to join too. ;_; My friend’s buggie got an STD and she can’t invite me.

    surreal_cyclorama@hotmail.com