At the hair salon

girl: "... you know, I always think of them as people who look after themselves really well."
client: "mmm"
girl: "Like in Amsterdam. You see a lot of goodlooking people in Amsterdam."
client: "Yeah, you do."
girl: "I guess in cities a lot of people are pre-occupied with their appearance."
client: "uhuh"
girl: "People in Holland are better looking than in other countries. I mean, look at England."
client: "oh please... English people are ugly."
girl: "Yeah. And Belgians aren't pretty either."
client: "mmm"
girl: "Germans... no, Germans aren't pretty. The Dutch are the best looking."
client: "So you fancy Dutchmen then?"
girl: // giggles // "Yeah... blond hair, blue eyes. You too?"
client: "Yeah. And tall."
girl: "Yeah, tall... so... what far away places have you been to then?"
client: "Oh... um, South America..."
girl: "Wow."
client: "... on the one side, and on the other side... The Philippines."
girl: "WOW!"
client: "And, you know, other places..."
girl: "And, um, if you don't mind me asking... where are the Philippines? Um... I'm not really good at this stuff."

Me: "???"