Doctors, hospitals, tests,
GP: 'So, well, we're going to do this test...'
Me: 'Um... ew'
GP: 'Not mentally prepared for that, eh?'
Me: 'Um... no.'
Me: 'Not something I've done before.'
GP: 'Are you afraid?'
Me: 'Um... no.'
...
GP: 'A man invented this of course.'
Me: 'Naturally.'
You okay? Just a checkup as opposed to illness, I hope?
I reckon it's just something called 'aging'. But testing to be sure.
I apologise for whatever vile torturous 'tests' us men invented...
(You're not accusing us of inventing "ageing" though... are you? ;-)
Hope it's all A-OK.
I'd blame some of you for giving me grey hairs if I had any!
Dat lijkt me geen oogtest...