Outahishead
Hello?
Hmmrrvvw
Is that you?
MwwImmmmtrappednerveinmebackgrrheavypainkillerzz.
That sounds bad.
RvvrvwoarrestingthenflyinintoDingletuesdaynightcantriskdaroads.
Oh dear.
Whenaayoucommenin?
Tuesday evening, coach from Cork to Tralee then on to Dingle.
Isziscostinyouaforchune?
Yeah. It’s ok, it’s my Christmas holiday.
Waahtwonightsinbloodydingle?
I’ll go to Dublin after.
Hrrmhayoushomewhedastay.
Sorry?
Mmmindingle?
…
//sigh// Have. you. a. hotel. to. stay. at?
Um, yeah… B&B.
Hmmthacoubequaint
It’s overlooking the harbour.
Deesounchuksat12comealongtotha’
Ok, yeah, I will.
Wellah.. ahmeetchu… ahtexchuwhenIcomein…
OK, take care now, look after yourself.
Moutamahhead. Mgonnasleep. Ahmonheavymedicashun…
I know. Go to bed now.
Mmkaybyeiwillseeyoutuesdaynigh…
"I didn’t know I was this geeky until I discovered the online world through my office’s 2400 baud modem back in ’93."
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my god, i hope he can sing! hysterical. have fun.
… I’ve had a conversation like that.
What are the chances of him remembering anything through the medication haze?
Well, he remembered to ring – keeping that promise is remarkable in itself. ;-)
Even if it was almost unintelligible ;)
But seriously, when I was on meds for my back, there are things I said that I’m *almost* certain I didn’t say. Almost. But not quite.