That’s how the troubles start
He: “So, I’m doing this thing about Jesus, that’s gonna stir things up, don’t you think?”
Me: “I’m a Prod, that stuff doesn’t really affect me. This isn’t Holy Catholic Ireland.”
He: “Well, Catholics are the BEST people!”
Me: “OH YEAH? So that’s why ALL your best friends are PRODS then, eh?”
He: …
"I didn’t know I was this geeky until I discovered the online world through my office’s 2400 baud modem back in ’93."