The Complete Works of Platitudes
Dietician: What can I do for you?
Me: I've been diagnosed with diabetes and have been referred to you.
Dietician: Eat regularly, don't eat too fatty, don't skip breakfast, exercise more.
Me: You don't say!
Dietician: What can I do for you?
Me: I've been diagnosed with diabetes and have been referred to you.
Dietician: Eat regularly, don't eat too fatty, don't skip breakfast, exercise more.
Me: You don't say!