Your eyes make a circle

Trust me to walk into the hospital's big glass revolving door BEFORE I
had my eyes checked at the eye clinic... No harm done to either patient
or door.



Talking about revolving doors... a friend of mine once wrote a book
in Dutch and had it translated into English by a relative. Ten years
after the book came out I read it and had to inform him the translator
had written 'revolting doors' by mistake.



Back to the here and now. I'm writing this purely by touch since the
eye doctor applied some drops to my eyes that makes me see extremely blurry
(putting on my specs makes it worse!) for the next four hours. It's a
small price to pay for the information that my eyes are fine and have
not been affected by my diabetes yet. Hurrah, bring on the Haagen-Dazs.



I've taken a clue from my date with the dietician and have started
eating breakfast. I pick up a wholemeal current bun from the baker on
my way to work, or force feed myself Kellogg's Fruit 'n' Fiber (edible)
or Quaker cruesli (repulsive). So vile is this cruesli gruel in both
texture and taste, that it made me physically ill this morning. I'm
open to breakfast suggestions.



An insistent throat infection has kept me
mostly at home and bed ridden and exhausted for the last two weeks.
Just how many old episodes of Have I Got News For You can a person
watch before cracking?