Dutch travel tip: stay at home, it's free!

I had a double scare today when 1. I couldn't remember whether I need a visa for America. (I don't) 2. I couldn't find my passport. (I found it)

Looking for visa information I hit upon some Dutch travel tips for the USA. Halfway through I found this eye-rolling passage:

'Overigens mag u in restaurants ook gewoon vragen om een glaasje water; dit is (meestal) gratis, en niemand kijkt er raar van op. Dat scheelt toch weer een dollar of twee. (You can ask for a glass of water in restaurants, most of the time it's free and nobody will be surprised. That'll save you at least a dollar or two.)'

Elsewhere on the page we are told not to use your mobile phone, or the hotel phone to ring The Netherlands, because it's really, really expensive!

Or you could just go and, you know, ENJOY yourself.