"I didn’t know I was this geeky until I discovered the online world through my office’s 2400 baud modem back in ’93." Scum
There’s a Nick Cave song called ‘Scum’ which is about NME journalist Mat Snow (whom he was sharing a flat with at the time) because he wrote a bad review.
If I were a songwriter, I’d write a song like that. I’d probably call it ‘Cunt’.
Especially for (name deleted).
This particular member of of the press asked a friend about his companion: ‘So, is she your fuck-date then?’
While she’s standing there.
Classy.
