Raw like sushi
He: Eat and sleep. Sunday is a day of rest! X
Me: Um… I’m going out! Just dinner but. Wid lots of sake 2 wash down d raw fish.
He: Oh no. Dislike raw fish and hate sake. Very bad for the mental state.
Me: Dats coz u a paddy n me is wise and from d east.
He: I am wise enough 2 knw wats good 4 me and u havent heard of the fish flu. Its worse than bird flu. Dutch would eat their granny and knock back a sake. X
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He: That was a joke!
Me: Sorry, my granny has arrived. Yum.
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