Dressing down Bulgaria
The Dutch commentator of the semi finals of the Eurovision Song Contest in Athens just made a classic slip of the tongue. Introducing Bulgaria's backing singer he says:
'He sings from his underpants. Um... that should be underbelly. And in his spare time, he's a transvestite.'
Armenia, Bulgaria, Andorra, Belarus... all fantastically out of tune and out of synch with the rest of the planet.
Three hours to go. I'm doing this for work. Honest.
What the hell are you doing watching Eurovision anyway? Jesus man!!
I'll watch what I want, and I'm not a man, so f.o.a.d.