Big Brother UK second elimination

Sezer. I don’t remember anyone more annoying or vile on television, except perhaps the (fictional) Billy from Six Feet Under. He’s just repulsive, the accent, the clothes, the attitude. He, Imogen, Grace, Mikey… the self appointed ‘cool kids’ (a.k.a. The Plastics) of BB UK S7, must be eliminated.

If I had to choose to live with any of these people I’d pick Peter, Nikki, Richard, Glyn and Lisa. I think I did live with people much like them in my student years. Nikki’s just hilarious once you get past the shock of her total ineptness – she’s a decent middle class girl underneath the trashy outfits. Pete’s a genuinely good guy. Richard is someone you wouldn’t want to get too close with, or you’d get hurt, but would be ok to have as a fun and mildly outrageous colleague. Glyn… ordinary boy. Lisa… more or less ordinary girl.

Which leaves Lea, who isn’t annoying, or entertaining, or anything. She can go next week.

Update: Oh, fan-bloody-tastic, he’s out with 91.6% of the votes.

02. June 2006 von Caroline
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Comments (2)

  1. Hg says June 5, 2006 at 11:59 pm

    Charlie Brooker was good on Sezer in Saturday’s Guardian:

    “Whenever he appears onscreen, I twist in my seat, agonised. And I’ve started hallucinating rat ears, poking out the top of his tosser’s hairdo.”

    Full article here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columnists/story/0,,1788457,00.html

    He’s pretty good on Grace too. (“… sanctimonious, hoity-toity, stick-thin, Michelle Fowler-faced, I-Know-Everything, plummy, bummy passive-aggressive Sloane…”)

  2. Caroline says June 6, 2006 at 9:14 am

    That sounded really familiar and then I realised I’d read it on a forum somewhere. They must have quoted it.

    (looking it up)

    Ah yeah. They also quoted this part, which struck a chord:

    “The BB house works as a kind of twat amplifier, you see. Once harnessed within, someone who in normal life would merely strike me as a bit of a git quickly swells in negative stature, eventually coming to symbolise everything I hate about our cruel and godless universe.”