Date with an insect
‘Good morning, Department of health, how can I help you?’
Me: ‘I think I have a problem with roaches. What can I do?’
‘Come by our office with one of them, so we can determine what kind it is.’
Me: ‘Oh. Ok, thanks.’ (thinks ‘Eeeew!’)
"I didn’t know I was this geeky until I discovered the online world through my office’s 2400 baud modem back in ’93."