Eat your T.V.

Eat your T.V.

Surprise, surprise. With Jade Goody gone, the evil coven (Jo, Danielle, Jack and Cleo) are laying into Dirk Benedict and Jermaine Jackson, since they’re now afraid to go after Shilpa. Their new bullying tactics? Among other things Hiding Dirk’s (macrobiotic) food and taunting them with it, and waking him up during the night. The latest plan involves dressing Jack up as a woman. They think it will hurt Jermaine since he’s muslim. The mind boggles. Jo is full of glee as she talks about how close to ‘breaking point’ Dirk and Jermaine are.

Cleo: “He takes his macrobio diet seriously as he believes it helped him beat cancer.”
Jo: “So what.”

Yes, it’s time to burn your Sclub7 discs.

Oh, you’re not watching CBBUK? Count yourself lucky not to be drawn into this car wreck television.

Read the summaries at HJ’s TV blog.