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I was in town on Friday morning, on my day off, and tried to get some money from the ATM but couldn't. I texted a colleague to ask if he'd got his salary yet and he had, so I went back home to check my bank statements, which I hadn't ...
May 30th 2008
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Someone at work borrowed my old laptop for three months. I got it back yesterday and she said 'sorry, the (PCI) wifi card is a bit bent. I'll get you a new one if you really want me to'. It's practically broken in two. If I borrowed something expensive off ...
March 11th 2008
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Curvy Cross Processing in Photoshop CS3 | Layers Magazine
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Google Calendar Sync: Getting Started
Must get this for work calendar
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February 14th 2008
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Was I looking forward to a double bill of Torchwood last night? Hell, yeah! But when I switch on the computer my brain just goes *poof* and it was midnight before I looked up and realised I'd missed both episodes. Still, ve haf vays and means... it was 1am when ...
October 6th 2006
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So 9 hours before I am due at Schiphol airport my hosting company tells me they want to move my account to a high volume server a.s.a.p. because Whedonesque's traffic is dragging poor Eite (the server) down.
They say it's 'easy' and can be done in 10 minutes. Okaaaaaay.
Here goes nothing...
Bye ...
July 23rd 2006
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Why this video didn't make either the Pitchfork or the Stylus 'best 100 videos' list is a mystery to me. Criminal it is, criminal.
January 26th 2006
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There's a Nick Cave song called 'Scum' which is about NME journalist Mat Snow (whom he was sharing a flat with at the time) because he wrote a bad review.
If I were a songwriter, I'd write a song like that. I'd probably call it 'Cunt'.
Especially for (name deleted).
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January 24th 2006
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The weekend seemed short, but that's probably because it was packed full of goodness even if it started with the nasty: on Friday evening, I found my virginal self subjected to a brutal rogering by Celebrity Big Brother.
A moment of silence, please. ... Thank you.
My initial reaction to George Galloway ...
December 13th 2005
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I could have seen it coming. I was a little nauseous in the morning and had felt 'off' the night before. Hindsight 20/20.
Late in the afternoon on Monday, my lower abdomen started to feel
painful and bloated. I ignored it and continued working. But the pain
got worse and when I realised ...