(Warning, drama queen post) When

(Warning, drama queen post) When I signed up for life I remember them mentioning 'golden future', 'happiness ever after', 'fluffy white clouds', 'peking duck every day'... they never said anything about the friggin' heartache. I woke up this morning and the first thing I did, was I walked over to the cd player and played this song. It has absolutely no relevance to my life, but I wanted to hear it anyway. I don't have the Gene Pitney or Cindy Lauper version, mine's off the Star for one nightCD.