Cinemadness
This is bluddy brill: Venusberg.org blogs Office Game of the day and mayhem ensues: find two films with a common word and combine them employing that common word, then attempt to articulate the plot of the new creation.
It's too hot to think but I'd like to contribute 'A Woman under the Volcano' in which Gena Rowlands shags Anthony Andrews and loses the plot in Mexico, and 'Snow white and the seven samurai', a girl chokes on a poisoned manga when 7 japanese warriors chase her around the village.
Apocalypse Don't Look Now. Donald Sutherland sails up the Venice canals to discover the smell of napalm. Meanwhile, Marlon Brando is the girl in a red cape.
9 1/2 weeks in Tibet. Mickey Rourke makes a comeback as the Nazi who pours honey all over Brad Pitt. Richard Gere directs.
An American in Paris, Texas is burning. Harry Dean Stanton and the cinematically resurrected Gene Kelly star in this drag queen vehicle set in the American heartland. Joel Shumacher's attempt at a remake of Priscilla, Queen of the desert.
Mr Bridget Jones: In this sequel to Bridget Jones's Diary, she marries a manic depressive. V.g.
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