God almighty, the scene with the granny is edited. So. Slow. Ly.

Jack’s not here. It’s like the Scoobies without Buffy.

That Blowfish is straight out of the RSC. Is that a gun which I see before me?

Ah, Jack’s back. Ianto’s jealous of the Doctor, poor thing.

Oh. The Marsters. Not a fan. Not of the cheeks. Not of the acting. Sorry.

Hee, just when you’re thinking that’s so ‘help me Obi Wan Kenobi’… there it is.

Yeah, yeah, kiss already. Why not fall through the floor as well?

… campy banter, blah blah.

Intimate scene between Gwen and Jack. For a second there I thought he was going all Roy Batty on us. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate…

You know I’m really starting to doubt Barrowman’s ability to act a lead (drama) part. Perhaps if they did a musical episode?

Aw, Rhys proposed. He’s sweet.

See? Once a rapist, always… oh sorry, wrong ‘verse. Heh.

Talking about rapists… this verse has got its own. Oh hi, Owen. When’s he hooking up with Tosh then?

Run, Ianto, run.

Has Marsters had some work done? The eyes look weird.

Oh noes, he’s killed Jack. Good old… immortal Jack.

How fast did the Scoobies drive to get back to Jack so quickly?

Ooooh, there’s the stopwatch. Get it?

Huh, what, rift? W’happen?

Hey, he can’t go out in the sunlight, he’ll go woosh!

I have no idea what’s happening.

What did he say? He found who?

Hmm.