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Cremaster: Ascension and descension

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Watching Matthew Barney’s Cremaster 4 and 5 at the Filmmuseum on Tuesday, we kept thinking ‘I get it now’, and ‘Oh, that’s symbolic for…’, and ‘Surely that must mean…’, “OMG, beyond Freudian…’, but mostly, ‘Um… maybe not.’

I kept looking for clues, for… story, rather than meaning, in these dialogue-free films, but the images and sound, though mostly compelling, made the kind of sense that’s, well, not. A tap dancing satyr, a diva, Houdini, a hero, motor cyclists, the Isle of Man, water, Ursula Andress singing in Hungarian, a horned ram, goo, Budapest, doves and wandering gonads…

Did you know ‘Cremaster’ is the name of a muscle? To be precise, it’s the muscle that raises and lowers the scrotum.

Barney, according to the booklet we picked up from the theater, is obsessed with the human body and the cycle of life. That much was clear. We came away from the films impressed and bewildered, but convinced that perhaps there was no story to either film, and that the imagery was just what it was.

How wrong we were. The synopses on the Cremaster cycle website reveal the elaborate truth, the complex mix of myth and biology. It’s all bollocks, ‘course but isn’t that art? Beautiful bollocks? I buy it.

Unfortunately, I won’t be able to catch part 1 and 2 (though there’s a remedy), which are only on in the daytime, but I’ve booked to see part 3 next Sunday. Did you know Barney is Mr Björk? ‘Course you did.

Don’t they know they are the world’s worst single ever?

It’s a simple equation. ‘Do they know it’s Christmas’ was, miraculously, a good single. No, really, it was. Version ‘20′, however, isn’t. ‘We are the World’ was a piece of crap, so the remake ‘We are the future’, should be great.

Yeah, it’s unlikely.

I’m feeling hot hot hot

I hope Mr Diva wasn’t too troubled this morning as a result of our spicy meal at Tempo Doeloe (“one of the two best Indonesian restaurants in Europe” — says who?) here in Amsterdam last night.

I was particularly pleased with the service – outstanding for Amsterdam standards. Flawlessly addressing the Diva in English, myself in Dutch. Some of the dishes were unbelievably hot – my tummy’s a little sorry for that. Quite taken with their … was it beef, was it pork? With aniseed, anyway.

Sorry, no photographic evidence. We were simply too busy talking.

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