We’re only a day or two in and so far I’m not really favouriting anyone, but Terry Christian and Tina ‘shag-hair’ Malone’s voices are getting on my nerves already and Ulrikakaka’s a cow – good on Terry for nominating her first. In fact, uncharacteristically I’m not warming to any of the Brits and find myself quite tolerant towards LaToya and Coolio. The rest of the crowd have been unremarkable so far. Go USA, I s’pose.

It’s a bit dull at the moment to be honest, hopefully there’ll be some action soon.