I’m in a place called Limbo

I don’t know who wrote this, but this made my day.

LIMBO (to the tune of Vertigo)

Unos dos tres catastrophe!!!!

`Turn it up Sebastian’

Site goes down, it’s dark
There’s turmoil in your head
You can hear your heart
You feel a dread so much stronger than
you thought ,Your eyes are wide
And you sold your soul
It can be bought
But then you start to wonder……..

Hello, hello (f*ck that!)
I’m in a place called limbo (ticketbastard!)
I can’t refresh the page as you already know
Can you please help me someone?
I can’t Fail, Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This site is full of holes
As the touts steal the tix
to sell for gold
They laugh as the
Boys play rock and roll
They know they can sell
And take our souls

I can’t stand this page
Would you rather take a cheque?
The girl fromticketbast*rd
Will have my hands round her neck
Listening to the bullshit
Listening to the bullshit
Ooooon Hold, Ooooooon Hold!

Hello hello (F*ck that)
I’m in a place called limbo (ticketbast*rd)
A pre-sale code that they say they do not know
Can you please help me someone?

I can’t fail!!!, Fail !!!!

site-failure
Oh yeah
Hours of fun.

*Sebastian Clayton vocal* :
none of this, none of this will be yours
none of this, none of this will be yours
none of this, none of this will be yours
Just give me 40 bucks for nothing in return..

Hello hello (f*ck that)
We’re in a place called Limbo (Ticketmaster!)
I can’t refresh the page as you already know
Can you please help me someone?

I can feel the life draining out of me, you f*ck ups are teaching me
how…..

how to scream!!!
SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM !!!!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

(Sebastian’s the bloke who runs u2.com. He also happens to be Adam Clayton’s brother. When the first complaints about U2.com came in, Seb was quoted ‘laughing’ about it on the Dave Fanning show. )

Why are we waiting

10:27 AM. ‘If you are receiving this notice the current demand on the site is too high to allow you to continue at this moment.’

No tickets for the prol yet. Too many people online these days. Why don’t they all f.o. to wherever they were in their pre-connected days.

Update 4pm: No joy whatsoever. I can’t remember not being lucky with online sales. The problem lies in U2.com’s presale code. Once there’s an error, the system thinks the code has been used and renders it useless. Oh well, next shot on the 28th when general sales start. Wasted 40 dollars on U2.com membership. Bono can give another round in the Clarence. But someone I know will suffer greatly for this.

Meanwhile, USA pre-sales are starting. The first complaints are trickling in. Wheeeee.

Update 6pm: One of my mates got through for Brussels. So I’m sorted for that gig. London, however, not yet.

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