Somebody’s stolen my bike. Excuse

Somebody’s stolen my bike. Excuse me while I SCREAM. (That’s bike #15 or so in 15 years… yes, a bike a year.) They get stolen by junkies and are then sold for 15 to 25 guilders. But because I’m a good prol, I never buy one from a junkie and always get one from a 2nd hand bikeshop… paying around 150 guilders. I wish they keep their dirty paws off my bikes.