Life’s great annoyances: ‘Hzwahwzsgg, Narwal’

Life’s great annoyances:

‘Hzwahwzsgg, Narwal’

Christ, how can someone sound so dull and bored.
Good afternoon, I’d like to enquire after my order. I ordered a pc from you more than a month ago. I was told it would be sent this wednesday

‘Hmmmwhat is your name?’

‘Hmmwaait was sent.’

I didn’t receive anything.

‘Oh. Hmmmwhat is your name?’

‘Hmmmwhat is your email?’

‘Hmmwahmumbleyour pc is in assemblage. It well be sent by the e n d o f n e x t w e e k’

WHAT? I’m sorry, but that’s ridiculous. This is the first and the last time I am buying anything from you.

‘Hmmmumbleyeahoutofmonitorsandwemoved and thennosoundcards.’

Yeh, right. Well, thank you SO MUCH for your kind assistance.

And then I almost broke the phone when I smashed it down.
You know what would be fun? We could test the force of the BLOG. I should ask all (Dutch) bloggers put in a link to Narwal and say ‘this is the crappiest store in the whole of the Netherlands – do not DO NOT buy anything here.’ But I won’t ask that. No, I won’t.